Category: Life

This past weekend, Jess and I finally pulled the trigger and bought a new car. It was obviously needed for the 2 little bundles of joy that are rapidly approaching. We needed something bigger. Something safer. So, we bought a 2010 Hyundai Santa Fe. But this post is not about the new car. It’s about my old friend.

We first met in March of 1999. I was still in college and delivering pizzas and was fresh off the nightmare that was my 1987 VW GTI. The same car that cost me $250 every other month in repairs like clockwork. The car I bought for $7500 but probably ended up paying over 15 grand for when you add up all the repairs. To say I was trepidatious would be an understatement. I wanted something nice, but more importantly I wanted something reliable.

I saw you sitting on the lot. 1996 Acura Integra. Bright silver paint gleaming in the early spring sunlight. Took you for a test drive and immediately knew you’d be the one. You were sporty. You were fun. At almost $11,000 you were more expensive than all my previous cars put together. As an aside those cars were, in order, a powder blue ’78 Datsun longbed pickup, an ’84 Honda Civic, and the aforementioned VW.

You were a lease return with a single owner. But more importantly, you would be mine. I knew Honda/Acura’s rep for reliability, but still I ended up purchasing an extended warranty anyway. That’s how gun-shy I was.

1999. Y2K was still 9 months away. Gas was $1.20 a gallon. The web looked like this, this and this.

It was a long time ago. But ever since that day, we have been inseparable. With the exception of the miscellaneous vacation, I’ve driven you just about every single day for 11 years and 5 months. Approximately 4,015 days. That is like buying a car halfway through your 1st grade year and driving it every day until you graduate high school.

You have been my one singular constant over these past 11 years. Everything else has changed, but you were always there. Friends have come and gone. You were still there. I’ve lived in 6 different places, bought 2 houses. You always helped me move my crap. I worked at Pizza Hut, 8 years at Hewlett-Packard and 3 years at Wirestone. You drove me there every morning. I went through single, dating, engaged, married, divorced, single, dating, engaged, married and kids on the way. You were always there.

The 4th digital picture I ever took was of you (the one above). I’ve now got more megapixels in my phone than that camera had and I had already owned you for a year. I’ve since taken over 20,000 pictures. You never complained that you didn’t end up in more of them.

You weren’t perfect. The AC hasn’t worked for years, which made for some hot sweaty summers. Your power antenna stopped moving up and down. As I got older, I complained about your manual transmission, but it wasn’t your fault that I was getting lazy. When your cupholders had contents, I couldn’t see the radio. But the only major repair I ever had to do in 11 years was replace your radiator. You showed your age like any 14 year old car would with various squeaks and rattles.

But you still ran like a top. My last tank of gas got me over 35 miles per gallon. I think this is one area where you actually improved over the years. Almost like you knew the price of gas was going up and were going to do everything you could to help me out. You survived all those winters being parked outside without ever leaving me stranded.

Friday evening we received a call from the dealer that they had the very model of car that we had been searching for. So, first thing Saturday morning, we drove over to the dealer to see if we could make a deal. I don’t know why, but during the drive I don’t think it occurred to me at the time that this would ultimately be my last time to drive you. I think I was too focused on negotiating a good deal and the obvious excitement of possibly getting a new car. I wish now I had taken a bit longer to drive there. I wish I had recognized just how momentous the occasion was. Instead, I zipped into the parking lot and hopped out. Blithely oblivious to the fact that that was the last time I would ever sit in your seat or close your door.

Three hours later, I had negotiated you away. I’d like to think that I did you one last solid. They had offered me $1,800 on your trade in. In the course of the negotiations and in my efforts to drive down the price of the new car, they added those negotiated dollars to your value. Sure, it all comes out the same in the end, but I ended up trading you in for $3,400. That has to make you happy. Your last act to me was to get me a better deal for your replacement. Thank you buddy.

Upon leaving the dealership, you were parked right next to the door. So, I snapped a few last pictures of you with my cellphone.

And that was that.

I’m sorry I didn’t keep you cleaner over the years. I’m sorry I didn’t change your oil quite as often as I should have. I’m sorry I didn’t hold on to you for my unborn girls to ultimately drive, but you would be at least 30 years old by the time that day came around.

No car will ever mean more to me than you did. I can promise you that. I will miss you.

I hope your new owners love you half as much as I did. I’ll keep my eyes peeled for you when I’m on the roads. I will always remember that road trip to Vegas where we made it in less than 9 hours and you put up 100+ in the middle of the Nevada desert.

Good-bye old friend.

The other day I was jingling some change in my pocket, not really thinking about anything. When I pulled it from my pocket and looked at it… I must admit I still got small charge from it.

There they were. Quarters. Dear god do I still love quarters.

When I was a kid, quarters were the first “real” money you could get. Sure, for a penny you could get a crappy bit of bubble gum from the machines in front of the grocery store. Nickels were silver, which was cool, but nothing fun ever cost $0.05. Dimes were smaller than everything else but still had some of the nickel’s stigma. But quarters… quarters ruled my world as a child. Do you remember the excitement of actually finding a quarter on the ground? Like winning the kid lottery.

The first thing that one notices with quarters are the size. Even just by feel you know they what they are. Bigger than everything else (except those fifty cent pieces, but how often did you lug one of those bastards around?) and with those ridges around the outside. It wasn’t just the quarter itself. It was everything a quarter represented. When you had a quarter you finally had some legitimate buying power. When I was a kid, buying power was not something one possessed lightly. Forget a piece of gum. For a quarter you could get a superball!

Obviously to a kid that grew up in the late 70’s and early 80’s, the main draw of quarters was video games. If you had a quarter, you could play any game you wanted any time you came across one. I vividly remember going to the old Sea Galley in Boise (where Outback Steakhouse is now) with the family when I was about 10. In the waiting area they had the tabletop version of Galaga. When you’re a kid, waiting of any kind is akin to Chinese water torture. Waiting in a room with a functioning arcade game and no quarters might as well have been water torture combined with the pulling out of fingernails and just for fun random shocks via a cattle prod. Trying to pry a quarter out of Dad to play a video game was like getting a wise man to part with the meaning of life. Just wasn’t gonna happen. I just had to sit and suffer and watch some other kid get to play. If I had just had a quarter on me, everything would have been right with the world.

I contend to this day there is no problem on earth that couldn’t have been fixed by a pocket full of quarters and a flashing, noisy arcade to spend them in. I believe my love of arcades is probably for another post, so I’ll just move on.

Even as I got older, quarters never lost their magic. You needed a pop from a vending machine? Bang. Two quarters got you there. (This was before they ever had dollar changes on them things). Needed to make a phone call to Mom to pick you up from the movies? A quarter into the payphone. How about the first time you went to Vegas? Back then there were no nickel or dime slots, and don’t even ask about penny slots. Quarters baby. Nothing will ever match the time I was in The Barbary Coast casino on The Strip and won $90 from a slot machine only to have it all dispensed in quarters. The “clank clank clank clank” sound of quarters falling into the tray must have lasted 5 minutes. 360 of them. If my 12 year old self could have been there for that, he would have probably had a brain aneurysm from the excitement.

Of course nowadays, quarters simply aren’t as important as they used to be. First off, with inflation nothing that cost a quarter when I was a kid still costs a quarter now. A paper dollar bill just doesn’t have the same style… the same panache. Arcades are mostly gone except for the seedier places, but you have better games on your living room TV anyway. Payphones? Nope. Even Vegas slot machines use no coins any more.

It kinda makes me sad that my kids will probably never have the attraction to quarters that I once did.

Though personally, I doubt I will ever get old enough to forget how much lifelong joy quarters have brought me.

I’ve been looking forward to a day like today for a long time. I finally broke the seal on the shorts-wearing season!

I’ve said time and time again that my all time favorite days are those where you can wear shorts and a sweatshirt and be neither too warm nor too cold. And when the mercury starts to rise into the 60’s, that is good enough for me. Such days I will also refer to as “Oregon Coast days”. Luckily, Jess made me buy a new pair of shorts at Costco this past weekend, otherwise I would have had to tear into the storage boxes in order to find some.

Of course, mom wouldn’t approve of today… See, growing up in our house the standing rule was that it had to be 70 degrees or higher in order to wear shorts. I’m sure mom thought we would catch pneumonia or something if it wasn’t warm enough. I vividly remember busting home from school absolutely sure that it was at least 70. We’d run to the thermometer on the front of the house (no internet or even The Weather Channel back then) and look at that little red line. Hoping against hope that it was at that 70 notch. When it was, we’d run get mom so she would verify and then go put on some shorts. The worst days were when you were certain it was really hot, only to find it was like 65 and mom said no-go.

Ahh, childhood.